⚡ FINAL 13 FOUNDING SPOTS — 87 of 100 claimed · After spot 100: $97/mo forever
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"Dylan messaged me on a Tuesday when I missed my check-in. Nobody has ever done that. Lost 4lbs in 3 weeks."
Sarah — week 3 ✓ MEMBER
"Told Dylan 15 min max. He built around that. Six weeks in I'm doing 35 min — didn't even notice."
Mike — week 6 ✓ MEMBER
"I cried when I got my plan. It had my kids' meal schedule in it. He actually listened."
Jen — week 2 ✓ MEMBER
"I finally found something that doesn't make me feel like a failure for being a normal person."
Tom — week 5 ✓ MEMBER
"Quit gym memberships, meal delivery, two courses. Week 4 here. Still going. Someone adjusts when life goes sideways."
Rachel — week 4 ✓ MEMBER
"Dylan messaged me on a Tuesday when I missed my check-in. Nobody has ever done that. Lost 4lbs in 3 weeks."
Sarah — week 3 ✓ MEMBER
"Told Dylan 15 min max. He built around that. Six weeks in I'm doing 35 min — didn't even notice."
Mike — week 6 ✓ MEMBER
"I cried when I got my plan. It had my kids' meal schedule in it. He actually listened."
Jen — week 2 ✓ MEMBER
"I finally found something that doesn't make me feel like a failure for being a normal person."
Tom — week 5 ✓ MEMBER
"Quit gym memberships, meal delivery, two courses. Week 4 here. Still going. Someone adjusts when life goes sideways."
Rachel — week 4 ✓ MEMBER
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STEP 1
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Pay $497
Founding price locked forever.
STEP 2
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Join community
Get Skool link. Meet the members.
STEP 3
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Call with Dylan
He builds your custom plan.
STEP 4
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Plan arrives
Meals + workouts for YOUR life.
STEP 5
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Go live together
Weekly live with all members.

Quick check — is this for you?

Answer 3 questions. Takes 10 seconds.
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This was built for you.

You matched on all 3. You're exactly who Coach Dylan built this for. The founding price is $497 once — and it never comes back.

Secure Your Spot — $497
13 spots left. Full refund if not right.
Substack Bestseller · 47,633 parents

Pick up your kids
without pain.
Energy at 7pm.

Not just a plan. A real coach, a custom program, and a community of parents who actually show up for each other. Results in 4 weeks or we coach you free.

⚡ Plan in 24hrs
20–45 min/day
No gym
Food kids eat
👥 99 parents in your corner
🛡️ Guaranteed
Secure Your Spot — $497
$497 once · Lifetime · 13 spots left · Then $97/mo forever
🛡️ Full refund if not right after the call. Zero risk.
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The Real Problem

The 9pm moment nobody talks about.

Kids asleep. Kitchen done. 40 minutes before you collapse. You haven't worked out in 6 days. Monday became Friday. Sunday night: failed again. Start over next week.

That's not a discipline problem. That's an isolation problem.

Every program you've tried gave you a plan. None of them gave you people. People who message you when you go quiet. People who understand why Wednesday was impossible. People who celebrate a 10-minute walk like it's a marathon PR.

You don't need more information. You don't need a better plan. You need someone in your corner who notices when you've stopped — and won't let you disappear.

"You don't quit because you're weak.
You quit because you're alone."

Parent Fit Club isn't a program. It's 100 parents who refuse to let each other quit. A coach who adjusts your plan. A community that catches you when life gets hard. 13 founding spots remain.

Dream Outcome

What it actually feels like.

Pick up your kids without pain. Energy at 7pm.
Lose weight — no calorie tracking, no separate meals.
Kill the 3pm crash. Real energy for your kids.
Look in the mirror. Recognise yourself again.
20–45 min/day. Gaps that already exist.
Stop starting over. Momentum that survives chaos.
Someone notices when you go quiet. Adjusts your plan.
Results in 4 weeks. Or we coach you free.
Your Coach

Coach Dylan. Personally.

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Coach Dylan
Your coach · Checks in every week · Adjusts your plan
Client Videos

Their words. Unscripted.

"First plan I stuck to."
"Built for real life."
"Best decision I made."
Inside the Community

After joining. Their exact words.

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Sarah
MEMBER
-4LBS · WK3
"Dylan messaged me on a Tuesday when I missed my check-in. Nobody has ever done that. I've lost 4lbs but that's not even why I'm staying."
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Mike
MEMBER
15→35 MIN · WK6
"Told Dylan 15 min max. He built around that. Six weeks in I'm doing 35 minutes — didn't notice it happening."
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Jen
MEMBER
WK2
"I cried when I got my plan. It had my kids' meal schedule in it. He actually listened."
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Tom
MEMBER
WK5
"Found something that doesn't make me feel like a failure for being a normal person."
R
Rachel
MEMBER
STILL GOING · WK4
"Quit gym memberships, meal delivery, two courses. Week 4. Still going. Someone adjusts when life goes sideways."
Almost Didn't Join

They hesitated too. Here's what they say now.

😅
"I had the page open for 3 days before I paid. I kept thinking 'I'll start next month.' Then I realised that's exactly the pattern I needed to break."
Sarah — founding member
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"I almost talked myself out of it. My wife said 'you've spent more than $497 on the home gym you don't use.' She was right."
Tom — founding member
Who Gets In

Not for everyone. Seriously.

Not for you if...
Magic pill seeker. Need perfect conditions. Won't show up.
Built for you if...
Used to be fit. Life got in the way. Want a system that bends.
Not for you if...
Want to lurk. This needs you to show up.
Built for you if...
Want a coach who knows your name, your week, your life.
More Than a Plan

This is a community.
Not a program.

Programs give you a PDF and disappear. This gives you 99 other parents who are in the exact same fight — and a coach who refuses to let any of you quit.

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Someone notices when you go quiet
Miss a check-in? Dylan messages you. Skip a week? The community asks where you went. You can't disappear here — and that's the point.
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Parents who actually get it
Not fitness influencers. Not gym rats. Real parents with real schedules who celebrate a 10-minute workout like a marathon finish. Because they know what it cost you.
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Weekly check-ins that actually matter
Every Friday, you report in. Not to a robot — to people who know your name, your kid's sleep schedule, and why last Tuesday was chaos. They hold you. You hold them.
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Momentum that doesn't break
When you have a bad week, the group doesn't judge. They share theirs. When you have a win, they're louder than your own family. That energy compounds.

Here's what nobody tells you about fitness: the plan is 20% of it. The other 80%? It's having people around you who make quitting feel harder than showing up. That's what this community does. It makes quitting uncomfortable — and showing up the easiest decision you make all week.

What happens inside — every single week:

Monday kickoff post Daily workout check-ins Meal photo shares Wednesday wins thread Friday commitment report Live Q&A with Dylan Accountability partner match
Join the Community — $497
Not a course. Not a PDF. A group of parents who won't let you quit.
Method

Your week inside Parent Fit Club.

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Custom plan — built for your life
Coach Dylan builds your meal + workout plan around YOUR schedule, YOUR kids, YOUR gaps. Not a template — yours.
02
Do the work — 20–45 min/day
Follow the plan in the time you already have. Share your check-ins with the community. They're doing the same thing.
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Weekly live — all members together
Every week, the whole group goes live. Share progress, ask questions, celebrate wins. You see real people — not a recording.
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Coach adjusts. Community catches you.
Dylan reviews your week and adjusts the plan. The community holds you. Bad week? They've been there. Good week? They're louder than your family.
Everything You Get

Nothing held back. No upsells. Ever.

1
Custom meal + workout plan — updated weekly
Built around YOUR life. Reviewed by Dylan every week.
$300/mo
2
1-on-1 weekly coach check-in
Results reviewed. Plan updated. Questions answered.
$200/mo
3
Chaos backup plans
Never-Fail protocol. Minimum viable day.
$97
4
Private parent community (Skool)
99 parents who get it. Daily check-ins, shared wins, meal photos, real talk. They notice when you go quiet. They celebrate when you show up.
$47/mo
5
Accountability partner + cohort
Paired with another parent in your situation. Shared scoreboard. Friday reports. You hold them — they hold you. Nobody quits alone.
$497
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Weekly live Q&A
Real questions. Recordings available.
$150/mo
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All future courses — forever
Every new program included. Price never changes.
$300+
8
"Feed the Family" dinner pack
20 recipes. 30 min. Kids tested.
$67
Founding Bonus — max coach access
First 100 shape everything. Gone after spot 100.
Priceless
Total value
$1,458+/yr
$497 once. Forever.
Comparison

What you've tried vs. this.

What You've Tried
Generic plan for everyone
Breaks when life interrupts
Separate meals for you
Ends at week 12
You vs. yourself. Alone.
Nobody notices when you quit
$250/mo PT or $97/mo app
Parent Fit Club
YOUR plan — adjusted weekly
Built-in backup protocol
Food the family eats
Community + coaching forever
99 parents in your corner
Coach + community catch you
$497 once. Lifetime. Done.
Pricing

The math. It's not close.

⚡ Final 13 Spots
Parent Fit Club
Founding Membership
After: $97/mo forever
$497
one-time · lifetime
Custom weekly plan
1-on-1 check-in
Chaos backup
Live calls
Accountability
All courses forever
Dinner pack
4-wk guarantee

What waiting actually costs you:

Buy today
$497
One time. Lifetime. Done.
Wait until after launch
$1,164/yr
$97/mo × 12. Every year. Forever.
Today = $1.36/day for a year. Less than your coffee.
Secure Your Spot — $497
13 spots. Founding price never returns.
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4-Week Guarantee

Results — or free coaching until they show up.

4 weeks. If no results — free coaching until they do. Not right after the call? Full refund. You cannot lose.
You: $0
Us: 100%

What happens after you click:

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You pay $497. Founding price locked forever. Done.
INSTANT
🔗
You get the link to join the community. Introduce yourself. Meet the other parents. You're not alone anymore.
INSTANT
📞
Book your call with Coach Dylan. He learns your life, your schedule, your goals — then builds your custom plan around it.
WITHIN 48 HOURS
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Your custom meal + workout plan arrives. Built for YOUR week. Food your kids will eat. Workouts that fit the gaps.
AFTER YOUR CALL
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Next week: go live with all members. Share progress, ask questions, celebrate wins, hold each other accountable. Every single week.
EVERY WEEK

💬 Need to check with your partner?

Hey — I found something that might actually work for me. It's called Parent Fit Club. A real coach builds a custom plan around our schedule — 20-45 min/day, no gym, food the kids eat. $497 one time, lifetime access. Has a 4-week results guarantee (free coaching if no results). 87 of 100 founding spots are taken. Can we talk about it tonight?
Pre-written message. Copy and send.
13 spots remaining
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Each dot = 1 spot
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Spot 100 = $497 gone permanently. $97/mo forever after. April 15 or spot 100 — first.
FAQ

Before you join.

How does joining work?
Click → pay $497 → you instantly get the link to join the community on Skool → introduce yourself to the other members → book your call with Coach Dylan → he builds your custom plan → next week you're live with the whole group sharing progress and motivating each other. Full refund if not right.
Who is this for?
Parents who used to be fit. Not beginners. People who know what good feels like.
How much time?
20–45 min/day. No gym. No equipment.
What if no results?
Free coaching until results show. Guarantee scares us — not you.
After 100 spots?
$497 lifetime = gone. $97/month. Forever.
Can I get a refund?
Yes. Not right after the call? Full refund. No forms.
My partner needs convincing.
Scroll up — there's a pre-written message you can copy and send them right now.

You've been doing this alone long enough.

87 parents already stopped going it alone. 13 spots remain. The community is waiting.

After spot 100: $97/mo. Every month. Forever. The founding price never comes back.

Join the Community — $497
$497 once · Lifetime · Coach + community + guarantee

Wait — before you go.

87 parents are already inside — supporting each other, checking in weekly, getting results. Only 13 founding spots remain.

After spot 100, the price becomes $97/month. Forever. The community is waiting for you.

Join the Community — $497 →
🛡️ Full refund if not right. Zero risk.